Mickney Posted February 12 Share Posted February 12 (edited) SlothCoin ($SloMo) THE SLOWPOCALYPSE IS NOW! 🦥 "The crypto that naps harder than it pumps. Saving trees, not gas fees, since 2025." SlothCoin isn’t a token—it’s a state of mind. Born when a sloth accidentally sat on a dev’s keyboard, we’re here to prove crypto can be chaotic, green, and glacially slow. No rugs, no FOMO, just vibes, memes, and a community that HODLs harder than SloMo clings to a branch. Key Features (Because We’re Not Totally Useless) 🎨 Meme-ocracy – Vote with memes, not proposals. Yes, a picture of your cat could decide a charity vote. 🔄 Nap-Based Staking – The longer you hold, the bigger your gains. The first proof-of-nap consensus model. 🦥 Speed Run? Nah, Speed Walk. – 10-year roadmap? Too fast. We have a 10,000-year vision, like a true sloth civilization. 🔥 Deflationary? Who Knows. – Some tokens randomly disappear, but we’re too lazy to track it. 🦥 Rug-Proof – The only thing getting pulled here is another nap session. After years (okay… weeks) of development, $SLOMO IS LIVE! 💰 Contract Address: 2iwdezumnbm9b1uz3z6ncxex9gjpwmehj48jfcbzmoon ⚡ Buy on MoonShot: https://dexscreener.com/solana/2iwdezumnbm9b1uz3z6ncxex9gjpwmehj48jfcbzmoon 🎬 Watch the Official Promo Video: https://youtube.com/watch?v=slbRjJ3W46s Saving trees, not gas fees—Nap-to-Earn is here. The Slomo Army assembles NOW. Are you in? DYOR (Do Your Own Resting). Tokens may cause excessive yawning. Website: https://slothcoin.lol Twitter/X: https://x.com/SloMoCoin Edited February 14 by Mickney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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