Guest OCM101 Posted April 30, 2010 Posted April 30, 2010 A man moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died." "Well then, just give me my money back." "I Can't do that. I went and spent it already." "OK then, just unload the donkey." "What are ya gonna do with him?" "I'm gonna raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the man and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece and made a profit of $898.00." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."
Root Admin MrD Posted April 30, 2010 Root Admin Posted April 30, 2010 Man this is so funny yet true... I've almost felt of my chair .... Thank you for posting this...you made my day
skylady Posted May 12, 2010 Posted May 12, 2010 I gotta tell ya, "I laughed out loud." ...and yup, people really do things like that
belindablake Posted May 12, 2010 Posted May 12, 2010 This gave me a good laugh. Funny but this stuff really happens . Thanks.
alice29 Posted January 28, 2011 Posted January 28, 2011 nice post! it should be moved to joke section. what a strategy! see, how people can be fooled easily. he earned more than what he had spent for buying that dead donkey! someone should teach him the law of karma next! :tongue: :laugh:
pjbabia Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Hahaha,... thats a great idea... im thinking of a related scheme... hhaha.. anyway, don't do this at home!!
alice29 Posted January 29, 2011 Posted January 29, 2011 Hahaha,... thats a great idea... im thinking of a related scheme... hhaha.. anyway, don't do this at home!! i don't think someone will do it at home lol. and this strategy won't work anymore nowadays because people are getting smarter everyday. if they buy something of course they want to see it before anything else. B)
Andry Posted February 20, 2011 Posted February 20, 2011 This is really funny, nice jokes hahaha... I will be happy if there is someone who posted another one :D
alice29 Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 This is really funny, nice jokes hahaha... I will be happy if there is someone who posted another one :D ofcourse there are more funnier than this andry and you can check them on the joke section of the forum. :biggrin: i hope you enjoy it and share yours too. :smile:
Andry Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 @alice I didn't have any jokes. Usually I like to read them but I forgot some of those jokes that I ever read hahaha... I read jokes because of relaxing only so I read and then I forgot it.
alice29 Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 well it's not that i memorize every jokes i posted there, of course i searched for it. :biggrin: and you can do that too and make us laugh! :smile: share it.
Andry Posted February 21, 2011 Posted February 21, 2011 @alice Okay I will post if I found it when I read some articles, websites or anything which is funny for me.
neng Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 really nice post, i am alone here in my room and laugh solely haha! never imagine he would be in profit with his losses
pjbabia Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 @alice Okay I will post if I found it when I read some articles, websites or anything which is funny for me. if you have funny things to share, you can post in the joke thread, i think it was in the other section...
Andry Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 @pjbabia Oh, thanks to remind me. I will do that in jokes room if I found something funny but I didn't find it yet now because I didn't look for it :D
pjbabia Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 @pjbabia Oh, thanks to remind me. I will do that in jokes room if I found something funny but I didn't find it yet now because I didn't look for it :D hahaha,,, that can be considered as funny already..hehehe or you can put in there if you have something funny that goes into your mind.. not just copy paste...hehehe
Andry Posted February 22, 2011 Posted February 22, 2011 @pjbabia Aye Sir, but that will be hard because I never made my own jokes which can be shared in public :)
pjbabia Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 @andry, you mean you are not a humorous person? try to make jokes to your friends and family sometimes... it will make your life good and healthy.. especially your relationships with others..
alice29 Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 it's easy to copy paste than tell your own jokes i guess. :biggrin: dont make it hard for you. you know laughter is the best medicine! :smile:
pjbabia Posted February 23, 2011 Posted February 23, 2011 do you copy and paste your jokes alice? most of the time? me, i type it myself.. but there are some that i copy and paste it.. but sometimes only..most of the time i type it myself.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now